Doja Cat refuses to take away the foot she’s had firmly planted on our necks throughout the spring 2023 Paris Haute Couture Trend Week, which began on 23 January. Even should you aren’t dutifully following what’s taking place on the runways, there is a good likelihood you in all probability have seen footage of the rapper lined in crimson crystals from head-to-toe for the Schiaparelli present, which was simply as visually stimulating. Final yr throughout Paris Trend Week, Doja Cat pushed the boundaries of vogue and sweetness with a number of experimental appears, together with one which concerned overlaying her face in gold paint and different that concerned sporting white webbed make-up over her complete face and head. 

So I mustn’t have been shocked that the second I most lately opened my Instagram app, I used to be met with an image of Doja Cat trying like what can solely be described as a French villain. Wait, let me clarify with photograph proof, in fact. The singer-rapper arrived on the Viktor & Rolf Haute Couture Spring/Summer season 2023 on 25 January in a striped brown two-piece swimsuit along with her buzz lower on show and essentially the most minimal of make-up — apart from the expertly positioned falsies on her face to imitate eyebrows and facial hair. 

A wispy false lash was turned the other way up and adhered on both aspect of her face the place her eyebrows could be, giving the looks of bushy brows that had been brushed upwards. Two extra falsies, which regarded like they had been trimmed to a smaller measurement, had been positioned proper above her lips for a wispy mustache that lined a little bit of her higher lip. A smaller piece of a false lash was glued proper onto her chin space for somewhat soul patch second.

Shockingly, this can be one of many rapper’s easiest Trend Week appears to this point. It’s simply one thing in regards to the mixture of the small blue shades, faux facial hair, and striped swimsuit that make Doja Cat appear to be she is about to steal literal sweet from a child — your entire look simply screams “diabolical.” She virtually jogs my memory of the Ratatouille character Chef Skinner, who assumed management of the fictional Gusteau restaurant after the proprietor’s loss of life and subsequently destroyed its picture as a consequence of his greed.