Final evening, all of us begrudgingly watched the 77th Golden Globes, formally kicking off the two-month lengthy headache that’s awards season. As at all times, the present was… no matter, with plenty of exhibits and films that you just in all probability haven’t seen successful the awards. Don’t fear, we’ll do a full recap on all of the highlights and lowlights in a bit, however for now it’s time to concentrate on what’s necessary: the crimson carpet. This 12 months, Hollywood’s greatest stars paraded round in appears that ranged from gorgeous to stunningly unhealthy. This crimson carpet actually had all of it: feathers, rhinestones, and Gwyneth Paltrow in a completely see-through Victorian robe. Yeah, idk both.
Right here’s our breakdown of the perfect and worst appears from the 2020 Golden Globes crimson carpet, and in the event you disagree, I’ll see you within the feedback. Drag me!
Worst: Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Lopez has spent 20 years breaking the web in attractive robes, so I assume it was solely a matter of time til she, effectively, f*cked it up, and I often is the solely individual courageous sufficient to say it. Her costume appears just like the Christmas poinsettia that my mother in all probability nonetheless hasn’t thrown away. Truthfully, if J.Lo ever doesn’t know what to put on to one among these occasions, she ought to simply throw on the jungle costume once more. Nobody would complain!!
Best: Billy Porter
As has grow to be custom at each occasion he attends, Billy Porter stated “f*ck gender norms” and shut down the crimson carpet. His sparkly white jacket with a full feather practice is the precise quantity of additional that I’m making an attempt to usher in 2020. When you’re getting married this 12 months, sorry, however I’m going to put on this and look higher than you.
Worst: Taylor Swift
Taylor’s hair and make-up look nice, and it is a fairly costume, but it surely appears like one thing I’d put on to a bridal bathe, not the f*cking Golden Globes. Nonetheless, the largest joke of all was that Taylor Swift was on the Golden Globes not as Joe Alwyn’s plus-one, however as a result of she was really nominated… for Best Authentic Music from CATS.
Best: Ana de Armas
Ana de Armas was nominated for taking part in a lady who can’t cease puking in Knives Out, so I hoped her look wouldn’t make me wish to vom. She f*cking turned it out on this sparkly navy robe, so good for her. She has like 5 films popping out this 12 months, so she’s positively one to observe.
Worst: Charlize Theron
To place it merely, Charlize Theron’s costume appears prefer it was impressed by the slime on the Youngsters Alternative Awards. (I’m additionally getting slutty Jim Carrey in The Masks vibes.) Truthfully, this costume would’ve been painful in any colour (an uncovered corset? Is that this an unfinished Mission Runway look?), however the option to go together with lime inexperienced is puzzling. Additionally, can we please, PLEASE not do capes on the crimson carpet anymore?
Best: Saoirse Ronan
Of all of the individuals who confirmed up in dance recital rhinestones, Saoirse pulled it off the perfect. She regarded classical and effortlessly stunning, and she or he appears like she’s sporting a swipe of mascara and that’s it. The bitch.
Worst: Sofia Carson
We love Sofia, which makes this look all of the extra painful. That is gonna harm me greater than it hurts her: she took the highest half of Ariana Grande’s fluffy pink prime within the “Thank u, subsequent” video (the one the place she’s Elle Woods doing the Bend and Snap) and the underside of a bathe loofah. Actually, loofah clothes ought to have by no means began, however since I can’t invent a time machine, they need to have stopped final 12 months. The hair didn’t assist both… this jogs my memory of New 12 months’s Eve, once I tried to pin my hair up in a pretend bob to appear like a flapper, and it began falling out after one tequila shot.
Best: Kerry Washington
Olivia Pope don’t want no shirt! Minus the jewels that in all probability value greater than my mother and father’ home, that is the precise outfit I wore to each CEOs and company hoes mixer in school. I’m not mad about it.
Worst: Joey King
Joey King confirmed up in a couture look that’s like an optical phantasm, but it surely didn’t fairly trick us into liking it. Truthfully, if she had simply proven up dressed as Gypsy Rose Blanchard, I might’ve put her on the best-dressed record. Disgrace!
Best: Nicole Kidman
It looks like Nicole Kidman is nominated each single 12 months, however she at all times appears nice on the crimson carpet. Nicole is a type of individuals who can mainly pull something off, and she or he didn’t disappoint on this easy however gorgeous crimson robe.
Worst: Dakota Fanning
Dakota is likely one of the most beloved youngster stars, however I feel she missed the memo that she’s now not a toddler. This costume is fairly, but it surely appears like what the little lady wears to the flowery household Christmas get together. I’m glad Dakota hasn’t grow to be a large number like another youngster stars, however she might stand to edge it up a little bit.
Keep tuned for our full Golden Globes 2020 recap, and like I stated earlier, drag me within the feedback.
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