Actual speak: the equerry to King Charles III is scorching AF. In any other case referred to as Lieutenant Colonel Johnny Thompson, however any longer out I’ll confer with him as Charles’ scorching sidekick as a result of I’m truthfully not sure what an equerry truly does. Does it have one thing to do with horses? The world might by no means know. All that issues is King Charles’ right-hand man is leaving the highlight earlier than we had an opportunity to really thirst over him.

The choice was made after Thompson went viral from a clip of the soldier getting into the gates of Buckingham Palace following the loss of life of Queen Elizabeth. The TikTok has been seen nearly 9 million occasions!!!! With many admitting within the feedback that they googled, “Man in inexperienced kilt strolling behind queen’s coffin” to search out the video. (Lol RIP.)

So What Does That Imply For Lieutenant Colonel Johnny Thompson?

A palace supply advised The Occasions that the 40-year-old, “stays senior equerry to the King and the Queen, in a extra government and fewer public-facing function.” Are you aware how insane it’s to have an establishment just like the Royal Palace resolve that you’re too scorching for the general public eye? Somebody name up the producers of The Crown as a result of this is the person price ruining your life for (cough, cough Margaret).

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Is Lieutenant Colonel Johnny Courting Anybody? (Lol)

We love a person that may pull off a kilt, however earlier than you additionally lose your underwear, the Each day Mail has reported that Thompson is married. And to make issues worse, The Occasions additionally shared that the devoted soldier is “understood to not have loved the general public consideration he obtained after attending a number of high-profile occasions with the King.” Ugh, doesn’t he understand how how it’s to be a person who doesn’t crave consideration?! What’s he attempting to do to us?

Properly, all we are able to do is hope that he’s been repositioned to handle the royal stables as a result of that’s the place an equerry belongs. Proper? Am I getting that proper? Oh, neglect it.