2023 is coming to an finish, and there are nonetheless main questions we haven’t been capable of reply. Did aliens actually soft-launch themselves on Earth? What did Sophie Turner say on the ring digital camera? And how the hell did Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet find yourself as the one strong couple left standing? 

Like, you’re telling me that Justin and Sophie Trudeau broke up earlier than Taylor may make it to Canada (you recognize they’d’ve had an excellent couple’s costume), and my comfort prize is DUNE-themed lip kits? 

Is it a PR relationship masterminded by Kris Jenner? It appears possible, apart from the truth that it’s all simply so unlikely, like what are they attempting to advertise? Rooster fingers with ketchup? Maybe it’s a distraction from one thing else occurring, however all different Kardashian dramas appear to be upfront and middle —  a la I Obtained Married In Italy©.

The one strategy to unravel it’s to actually get to the underside. We’re going again in time to the place it began and watching this modern-day fairytale unfold.

January 2023 — Single And Prepared To Mingle

Kylie’s New Yr’s Decision for 2023 clearly didn’t embody Travis Scott, as by early January, sources say that the pair separated. Reviews recommend that Kylie and Travis’ six-year relationship is actually completed now, and so they’ll merely be co-parenting Stormi and Aire. 

As for Lil Timmy, he had been beforehand linked to many actresses, together with Eiza González, Lily-Rose Depp, and Lourdes Leon. However not like Leonardo DiCaprio, he’s an identical age to those enticing girlies. Timmy hasn’t been sighted with anybody particularly for some time, in order that they each appear single and prepared for his or her subsequent massive factor…

The pair meet for the primary time at Paris Trend Week through the Jean Paul Gaultier present. They’re seen guffawing and chatting, and rumors already start to flow into. 

March 2023 — Don’t Communicate To Me

Kylie and Lil Timmy each attend Vainness Honest’s 2023 Oscars after-party, however will not be photographed collectively. Are there illicit conferences within the cloakroom? Do they ship one another codes and longing gazes? We’ll by no means know, and clearly the love wasn’t burning too scorching by this level.

April 2023 — Love Is In The Prada

The rumors surrounding this actually unlikely pairing start to assemble traction in April, when an nameless tipster informs Deuxmoi that they’ve been seeing one another since January. 

However they’re solely rumors till in the future, certainly one of Kylie’s luxurious automobiles (a black Vary Rover, in case you truly care about automobiles) is photographed outdoors of Lil Timmy’s house! I don’t understand how we acknowledge her automotive as she most likely has a dozen however okay, positive, I’m right here for it. Neither Timmy or Kylie are photographed. Was it a playdate for Stormi and Timmy? Was it a home name? Who is aware of, and who cares! 

Moreover, there may be a suspected taco date! Chalamet is seen stepping into her automotive (along with his personal following behind, and so they drive to an L.A. taco stand after which eat within the backseat. Perhaps they’re all the way down to earth, or perhaps he’s skimping out on dinner.

Sources near this unusual pairing declare they’re nonetheless within the early phases of the romance (most likely as a result of he received’t fork out for a correct date) and simply chilling. Is that this a situationship within the making? An insider tells US Weekly that he makes her snigger, so we presume that his Willy Wonka impression is a success with the billionaire.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK – NOVEMBER 01: Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet attend the WSJ. Journal 2023 Innovator Awards sponsored by Harry Winston, Hyundai Motor America, Montblanc, Rémy Martin and Roche Bobois at MoMA on November 01, 2023 in New York Metropolis. (Photograph by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Photographs for WSJ. Journal Innovators Awards)

Could 2023 — Preserving It Low-Key

A supply tells Leisure Tonight that the couple are attempting to maintain issues quiet… how is that going for ya?

Apparently, they’re casually seeing one another however retaining it low-key. I personally suppose Kylie isn’t able to outline the connection. 

Supposedly Travis isn’t utterly happy with this flip of occasions. What??? I’m shocked!! Travis doesn’t need Kylie instantly rebounding with Willy Wonka? Wow, you can have fooled me.

June 2023 — It’s Coffeeficial

Lastly! Kylie and Timmy are photographed collectively outdoors his mansion, strolling aspect by aspect with scorching drinks. I feel Kylie seems to be like a thin low-fat Moccacino form of lady, and Timmy is unquestionably having fun with an additional whip frappe caramel toffee chilly brew. The long-lasting paparazzi pic with espresso is a proper of passage, and positively not deliberate forward of time.

Kris Jenner A supply tells Every day Mail that Kylie has been spending quite a lot of time at Timmy’s home, extra particularly “upward of six days every week.” 

So… seven days? I imply, what else can this discuss with. Additionally, the place are her youngsters throughout this? However anyway, a very powerful factor is that it’s now Coffeeficial!

August 2023 — Don’t Say It’s Over

This can be a tough month for Kylimmy followers (if any of them exist), as breakup rumors are swirling far and wide!!! Some say it naturally fizzled out as they’re each busy bees. Some say the girlboss obtained DUMPED by WILLY WONKA! 

However within the darkest second, there may be mild! A supply (Hello, Timmy) speaks to TMZ to disclaim these rumors and say all is Gucci in paradise. They’re doing effectively, simply attempting to maintain issues personal. So don’t count on Timmy to turn out to be a collection common simply but. 

By the top of August, we’re given aid when Kylie is photographed turning up at Timmy’s home in her Mercedes (totally different automotive this time!) after an enormous procuring spree. It’s giving Confessions of a Shopaholic. 

September 2023 — Loopy in Love

The true key to unraveling this Da Vinci Code of a relationship is available in September, on the occasion that modified every part. Historians will thereafter discuss with it as “The Beyoncé Live performance.” To not be confused with different Beyoncé concert events, as this one occurred in L.A. on September4. There have been many massive names in attendance, together with Kelly Rowland, Meghan Markle, and Kerry Washington. However all eyes have been on Timlie that night time.

A concertgoer (additionally identified henceforth as God’s present to Timlie followers) movies the couple getting cozy and whispering away on their personal balcony. Not solely that, however TMZ images them making out like attractive teenagers!!! Loopy in love certainly. The true spotlight is Timmy smoking his ciggie a la Cole Sprouse on Name Her Daddy. 

I suppose we’re bored of staying discrete.

Per week later, Timmy brings Kylie as his plus one to a New York Trend Week occasion. Bit awks that Kylie was the plus one for one thing style associated however okay, pop off Willy Wonka! A video reveals them sitting carefully collectively in coordinating black outfits, the important thing to any good relationship.

On September 10, they actually lean into the U.S. Open with Open PDA. The pair take breaks from their smooching to eat hen fingers with ketchup (was seemingly ranch not out there?) and take photographs of one another. 

Then Kylie tender launches them (a bit late) as she is photographed by ELLE Mexico together with her telephone display seen, which is a close-up photograph of the pair. Um, cute?

However September isn’t over but! Wow, this couple is absolutely going full velocity forward, maybe spurred by the enormous variety of celeb breakups over the summer season. They take their like to Paris for Trend Week. Their all-black outfits proceed, confirming that this is a vital facet of their relationship. 

October 2023 — Preserving it Non-public

However don’t be fooled by these very public shows of affection! In October, Timmy is interviewed by GQ and discusses how a lot he needs to steer a non-public life. He’s attempting to remain grounded, you recognize, by having a billionaire who occurs to be the fourth most-followed individual on Instagram feed you hen fingers on the U.S. Open. 

November 2023 — She’s Modern, He’s Humorous

A giant month for Timoylie followers. Kylie is being honored at WSJ. Journal’s 2023 Innovator Awards on the Museum of Fashionable Artwork in New York. Timmy involves be a proud boyf, and so they as soon as once more coordinate in modern darkish outfits. THIS IS AN EASTER EGG I JUST KNOW IT! The pair are seen fortunately chatting as they munch on dinner.

Then it’s Kylie’s flip to play Jackie Kennedy to the president, as she comes to observe Timmy host SNL for the second time. However this time, Timmy doesn’t match Kylie’s modern black look and as a substitute wears like 5 totally different colours. 

The SNL efficiency is essential for one more cause: It’s the primary time we get Kardashian acknowledgment of the connection!! Kris reposts the promotional video for Timmy’s look on her Insta tales, with the caption “Tune in to SNL tonight!”Mom hath spoken. You may inform Timmy was celebrating that backstage.